What my Speech teacher taught me!

This is so senseless..she said it would help us a lot better in speech, as she claimed it would help us enunciate  our consonants more. Its kinda funny!

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Ladies and gentlemen, Hobos and tramps..

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants.

I stand before you to sit behind you,

to tell you something i know nothing about.

One night, early this morning, two dead boys got up to fight,

back to back they faced eachother,

drew their swords and shot at each other.

A policeman heard the noise, came and shot the dead boys.

If you don't believe what i say is true, ask the blindman he saw it too.

:)